The Screaming Marches: The Chaos Fantasy Realm

 

By Emily Conway · Dragon Dildo®

The Screaming Marches - Dragon Dildo's dark romance and chaos realm

You hear the Marches long before you see them. Wind first. Then voices. Then something that is neither, arriving in waves that rise and fall until you cannot tell whether it is calling you closer or warning you off. The wind here gets into your back teeth and stays a week.

Wind-carved red rock and broken ground to the horizon. The colour is not entirely mineral. This land has been fought over for as long as there have been things here to fight, and it has never been given the chance to recover.

People have gone in. People have come out. What the Marches take they do not always give back, and those who return are noticeably worse at describing where they have been than anywhere else.

The Marches refuse to acknowledge that the other seven realms exist. This has not stopped the other seven forming opinions.

Nobody has seen it. You hear it, which is worse. By the time the sound stops it has already been and gone.

The Screaming Marches Collection

The pieces from the Screaming Marches are the most heavily textured in the range. Ridged, flared, and impossible to mistake for anything smooth. If dark fantasy and chaos territory are where your reading has been, this is the collection that follows.

Browse the full Screaming Marches collection, or return to the Known Realms hub to find the realm that fits.

What the Marches Make

A place that has been through this much produces work that does not apologise for itself. The forms from the Screaming Marches carry pronounced ridge structure, significant flare, and a texture that is fully present from the first moment of contact. There is no subtlety here that was not earned by what precedes it, and the collection does not pretend otherwise.

Every piece is made from 100% platinum-cure silicone, poured in small batches. Size information is on each product page and is worth reading carefully before you choose - the heavily textured forms in this collection are present at every size, and starting accessible is consistently the better decision for a first purchase.

Forged by the wyrm. Marked by the claw.

The full dragon dildo range covers all eight realms if the Marches are not the territory that recognised you.

Emily x


Common Questions

What is the Screaming Marches?

The Screaming Marches is the war-torn, red-spire territory in the east of the Known Realms. A place that has been fought over for longer than records exist, and has never been given the chance to recover. It is the source of the most heavily textured forms in the Dragon Dildo® range.

What makes the Screaming Marches collection different?

The forms from the Screaming Marches are the most heavily ridged and textured in the range - built for the chaos fantasy reader rather than the dragon romance reader. If heavily textured, flared forms are what you are looking for, the Marches is the collection.

What are the Screaming Marches pieces made from?

Every piece in the Screaming Marches collection is made from 100% platinum-cure silicone. Non-porous, phthalate-free, and the only material used across the Dragon Dildo® range.

How does the Screaming Marches differ from Emberfall Dominion?

Emberfall Dominion is the home of the dragon - heavy forms, volcanic heat, the classic romantasy register. The Screaming Marches is chaos and war-torn territory - the most textured and flared forms in the range, built for a different weight of the fantasy. Both are 100% platinum-cure silicone, sized across the same accessible-to-ambitious range.